Monthy Python Spam Sketch

Volgens de overleveringen komt de naam "Spam" oorspronkelijk uit een beroemde sketch van Monty Python. In de sketch wordt de hele tijd "Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam" geroepen. Spam is namelijk ook een vleesproduct van het Amerikaanse bedrijf Hormel...

De gehele Monthy Python Spam Sketch uitgeschreven:

Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned helmets on. A man and his wife enter.

Man (Eric Idle)
You sit here, dear.
Wife (Graham Chapman in drag)
All right.
Man (to Waitress)
Morning!
Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat-bag)
Morning!
Man
Well, what've you got?
Waitress
Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings (starting to chant)
Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress
...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings (singing)
Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress
...or Lobster Thermidor au Crevette with a Mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife
Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress
Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife
I don't want ANY spam!
Man
Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife
THAT'S got spam in it!
Man
Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings
Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines)
Wife
Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress
Urgghh!
Wife
What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress
Shut up!
Vikings
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress
Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife (shrieks)
I don't like spam!
Man
Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings (singing)
Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress
Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man
Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress
You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings (singing elaborately)
Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

Bron: www.montypython.net (deze site is helaas ter ziele, deze pagina is een mirror ter behoud van de info)

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